With apologies for the delay (some of us have to work), here is the digest of Unfact tweets up to 3rd March 2010.
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This is the news
February 20, 2010
FilmUnfacts is beginning work on a new weekly feature – the UnFacts News. This is a section where bollocks will be elevated to a whole new level, with the 140-character limit abandoned for full-length news items and in-depth analysis of everything that’s untrue in the world of film.
Not only will UnFacts News be big, dumb and exciting, it’ll be interactive. We’re inviting submissions for stories of up to 250 words, on any subject, to be emailed to filmunfacts@googlemail.com.
You have your instructions. Now make news. The closing date for news bulletin number one is Friday 26th Feb 2010.
Naked Mondo?
February 19, 2010
Today, we threw down the gauntlet. If we reached 100 followers on Twitter by 10pm GMT, we promised to post naked pictures of Scots saucepot @mondoghosto, right here on FilmUnfacts.
Further, if we reached the 200 follower milestone, we would make public the naked pictures of @danny_dickblood that came into our possession (via @LilTedLeighton, Dickblood’s teen lover).
As a final incentive, we added a threat; if we did not make the century, images of our co-founder, @montimer, in a state of hideous undress, would be published.
Find out the result by clicking to read more …
Twitter digest 19th February 2010
February 19, 2010Belated digest joy, including fine input from usual suspects @leeblackwood and @danny_dickblood of Ain’t It Bale News, plus honourable mention to a new UnFacter, the charming @ColossalFloyd. Welcome, brother. Come on in, the water’s lovely and warm.
Oh, it’s not water. It’s Dickblood’s piss. Damn you, Dickblood! Damn you all to hell!
Twitter digest 9th February 2010
February 9, 2010Every week, we round up the best of the recent Unfacts from Twitter. This week’s digest is dedicated to the hardworking entertainment lawyers who remain (fortunately) unaware of this site’s existence.
Top work here from @malusman, @danny_dickblood and the lovely @mondoghosto, and boo-hiss to @empiremagazine for their “madeuposcarfacts”, the most blatant rip-off in twitter history.
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Watchmen 2 concept art leaked!
February 3, 2010
It’s the sequel nobody was crying out for, and today FilmUnfacts has learned that Warner Bros are rushing into production on Watchmen 2 – The Revengening.
Mere moments after we digested that momentous piece of news, an extraordinary (and utterly exclusive) piece of art arrived at Unfacts HQ. Drawn by an in-house work experience artist from Legendary Pictures, the image we were sent is the first official piece of concept art from the most pointless sequel since The Godfather Part 3.
True Hollywood Stories: Rita Hayworth and the invention of the blow-job
January 31, 2010
Oral sex. La Sex Orale. We all love it. Apart from retards, Christians, people with ulcers and noncey, tight-arsed uptight cunts, that is. But something you may not know about everybody’s favourite sexual endeavour is that it was invented on the set of Gilda in 1946, by none other than screen legend Rita Hayworth.
In director Charles Vidor’s recently declassified autobiography, ‘Film, Spunk and I – A Hollywood Expose’, he describes how on one uneventful day shooting ‘Gilda’, Rita Hayworth stumbled upon the theory and practice of the erstwhile blowy. Read the rest of this entry »
Twitter digest 31 Jan 2010
January 31, 2010This week saw several new players join the game, and a special mention must go to Danny Dickblood of Ain’tItBale News, whose scatalogical and bizarre Unfacts are truly evidence of a deranged mind.
The Life of Cameron
January 24, 2010
Film Unfacts proudly presents – the unvarnished truth about Avatar’s James Cameron, everyone’s favourite sci-fi wife-hopper.
Born in 1961, the son of Siamese immigrant farmers, in the apartheid-era township of Mong, Cecil Jakov “Jim” Kamronberg has risen from humble, crap-encrusted roots to universal acclaim as the lord of all film and the official, actual King of the World.
Let’s Get UnFacted
January 23, 2010Good hello to all the magnificent dweebs of Unfact-land.
Here at the home of FilmUnfacts, we will be celebrating the birth, death, marriage, loss-of-virginity and Bar Mitzvah of the latest craze to utterly fail to take the web by storm.
As well as publishing a weekly digest of Twitter’s best Unfacts from ourselves and others, this site will provide a place for deep thinkers to relax in the comforting embrace of utter bullshit. We’ll be publishing full-length bollocks, breaking made-up news stories and remorselessly slandering the great and the good of the movie world.
You can add to the Unfact fun on Twitter, by tagging a made-up fact with the hashtag #FilmUnfacts – if 140 characters is too confining for your finely-honed cineturds, you can chuck them on here, or post them on your own damn blog and tell us about it in the vain hope that we’ll give a rat’s arse. You never know your luck.
